I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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