If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My penis needs a shock collar
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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