Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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