and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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