sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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