Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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