i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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