Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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