I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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