She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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