I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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