I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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