well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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