After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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