he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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