why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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