Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
