Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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