We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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