He is such a slut. More and more my type.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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