i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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