I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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