Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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