I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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