I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
