officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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