The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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