omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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