Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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