I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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