I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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