She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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