You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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