Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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