chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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