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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.