Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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