I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What happened?
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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