I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
