That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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