Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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