No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
