He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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