I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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