girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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