hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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