Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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