sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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