WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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