oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize