just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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