ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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