I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My ass is underappreciated
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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