his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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